Dontcha Hate It When... [Archive]

Lady Di

11-03-2006, 10:44 AM

Ro$$hi - yeppers, Ms Fiesty Libra does get mad some times believe it or not. But you have to keep in mind that I am double your age, I think. So, in my lifes travels to this part of the beautiful spiral... I live the Serenity Prayer immensely. 'Why am I holding onto all this anger?', is what I used to ask myself. Let go and let GOD!!

When I was in my 20, I had not a worry in the world b/c I was on my own and doing MY thing, not someone else's. Today's kids are very angry and aggressive. They ain't got a pot to piss in, a window to throw it out of nor anything on the other side to catch it. I had more in my 20's than half the kids I meet today at the same age. Sad, very sad.

Anyhow, I used to cuss people out on the boards like you all and still did up to around 2004. Man, I had some severe word wars with all my site guy's FANATICS. It even came offline and I had to file police reports, OK? Then, I said let go and let THEM go. Ain't even worth it. So, now I am on the "I am a lover, not a fighter" road whereever I go b/c it's too much anger and violence afterwards, ya know.

And back to the topic at hand, come on Alx - there's more things that irk you, yeah?!?!

Don't ya hate it when people come up to you and just like start rubbing your back or patting on you?? :mad:

Don'tcha just hate it when you are sleep, you answer the phone sounding still asleep and the person asks where you asleep?????? DUUUUUUUUUUH!!

Don't ya hate it when you are paying for your stuff in a store and the person waiting on you decides to have conversation with someone waay whereever and nearly forgetting you are even there? :mad:

Don'tcha hate it when you are really hungry, go to a pick up place to get ya food, go all the way home to find out that the ish is WRONG???? (grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

ALX86

11-03-2006, 04:31 PM

oh yeah, when u got a godd rhyme in yo' head, 'n when u get a piece of papaer 'n a pen u forget it!!:(

in xs

11-05-2006, 12:28 PM

i hate when you hav you mp3 player on shuffle and tha same song pops up every 5 minits aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!:mad: :mad:

Ro$$hi

11-05-2006, 05:36 PM

dontchu hate it when random drunks come up and start talking **** to u acting like they kno you...

dontchu hate it when there is nutting to eat, and u just stand there for like 10 mins staring at the cupboard trying to find something.....

dontchu hate it when after uve stared at the cupboard and found there is nutting there.....u come back 10 mins later, spend another 10 15 looking in the hope that u missed something u might want to eat!!!!

dontchu hate it when ppl say they will be there in 5 mins.....30 mins later the ***'s still arnt there

dontchu hate it when ppl saying ohh ill be there in 6 minutes....WHY CANT U JUST ****ING SAY 5-10, why must they be soo precise!!!!

dewy

11-05-2006, 10:01 PM

Dontcha Hate It When... ppl bag out asians!?!

Lady Di

11-05-2006, 10:06 PM

(looks sadly embarrassed)

Dewy - if you are Asian, I sincerely apologize. Unfortunately here in America, my experiences with them have not been pleasant as you can tell. It still does not say that ALL Asians are this way.

Ro$$hi - all of those are good. ALL OF THEM!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Oh and about the cupboard issue, damn, I thought I was the only one. (CUL)

Alx - awwww, come on, something else gets to you besides those two, no?? And to come off of yours abit with my own:

Don't you hate it when you want to make a shopping list, go get the paper and pen and then forget what to write??

Don't you hate it when you go the the store to do said shopping and the list that you wrote is HOME???

Don't you hate it when the person in front of you at the checkout line has one thing and still MUFFS that transaction up by taking 20 mins to get out of THE LINE??

Don't you hate it when you are dirving in the passsing lane say 5 - 10 miles above the speed to make a/the pass and someone gets behind you and honks the heck out of you OR tailgates like crazy???

Don't you hate it when said tailgaters then passes you and give YOU the finger???

Don't you hate it that said tailgater gets pulled over by the POPO and you can't stop and go NANA NANA BOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO B****???

dewy

11-05-2006, 11:14 PM

dont worry Lady Di, i dislike asian too and i am asian, Justin and Ro$$hi know all about it lol :p

Ro$$hi

11-06-2006, 12:46 AM

hahahaha Di ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha thats when u stop just up ahead and u wait for them to catch up then u drive the ****s of the road in the hope they die a horrible horrible death :)

Dewy - u n jezz have got to have the biggest dislikes towards asains..AND YOU GUYS ARE ASAIN ...its quite funny really :p

Dontcha hate when your watching TV and u cant find the remote...n ur too lazy to get up n change the channel so ur stuck watchign crap!!!

DOntcha hate when a cop pulls you over and then asks..."Do you know why i pulled you over"....NO U DUMB **** IM NOT YOU & I CANT READ MINDS SO JUST GET TO THE ****ING POINT!!!!!:mad:

Dontcha hate when a cop follows you, for just long enuf for u to think oh wait they arnt going to pull me over.....and just as u think that they put their lights on n pull u over!!!

Dontcha hate when your waiting for a park...the person gets in their car and takes FOREVER to put the damn thing in reverse...and wats worse once they get in reverse they sit there for abit more just so u get that little bit more annoyed!!

Lady Di

11-06-2006, 01:47 AM

Dewy - reading your post & Ro$$hi's about you and "jezz"??, what is your heritage if not too personal? I know that there a very unique distinctions in teh divide. Hope you don't mind helping me here.

And Ro$$hi, you know I am curious on your heritage as well.

Back on topic... oh, btw - that ish was funny to hell and back Roshan. I almost spit my food out on that stuff.

Doncha hate it when you go bathe or shower and forget to take any kind of drying apparatus with you??

Doncha hate it when you see an open parking space, get all set to pull in and someone ELSE jumps in the spot??

Doncha just wish you could jump out and beat the living SH** out that person?

Doncha hate it when you finally find the remote and the friggin' batteries are dead?

Doncha hate it when you go to another room and come back the TV only to realize you left it's remote in that OTHER room?

Doncha hate it when your run out of toliet paper while in the bathroom and no one else is in the house but you??

Doncha hate it when your tooth brush or wash cloth falls in the toilet??

Doncha hate it when MEN leave the toilet seat up AND in the middle of the night you plop down on that cold azzz porcelain??

dewy

11-06-2006, 03:57 AM

Lady Di, i got a mixture.. french, chinese, and viet, and grew up in aussie!!

in xs

11-06-2006, 12:05 PM

ah rosshi leave them alone!!

oh hares 1,don ya hate when rosshi sayas sometin:)

Ro$$hi

11-06-2006, 03:56 PM

Lol....leave who alone??? ....cops or asains???

why does everyone keep talking back if they hate when i talk :s

TheBerserker

02-12-2007, 08:23 PM

people tell you that you look like a kid...

people mispell all the time...

people interrupts you when you're doing something really important...

people ask you in a place that speaks for itself, like a bank, or a stadium: "what are you doing here?"..."Nothing you idiot, I came to sweep the floor!"...

people ask you what time it is and they point at their wrist...do they grab their *** when they ask you where the bathroom is???

people (in the movies) tell you: "did you see that?"..."NO! you asshole, I paid the goddamn ticket just to see the ceiling...eediot!!!"

I got mugged..."who did it?"

I lost my wallet..."where?"

"did you get a haircut?"..."no you stupid, it got pulled by bites..."

"oh, you're here"...."no you dumbass...you're watching a hologram"

"did you fall?"....no you asshole, I'm doing some pirouettes just to make people laugh.."

NOW I REALLY HATE THAT!!!:mad:

Justin

02-13-2007, 05:24 AM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS GOLD!!!

Lady Di

02-13-2007, 05:57 AM

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA!!

Friggin' hAHlarious in the AM.

You were supposed to leave and haven't yet and the eediot says "you haven't left yet" or "you still here"?

You accidently lock your keys in the car/house and stupido asks, "were did you last have/see them"? Duh, running down the street maybe?!?!?

You burp and go to say excuse me and are interrupted with the stupid question - "did you just burp"? (sighs)

You have your hair in a ponytail and people ask "what did you forget to comb you hair today???" (bigger sigh)

You are wearing a coat or any winter apparrel and people ask "are you cold?" DUUUUUUUUH??

You come in from the rain and someone HAS to ask ask "is it raining outside?" No that's the trees just pissin' on me today. (and the same goes for snow)

You go into get a bite to eat and doofus ask "what are you doing in there, are you hungry?" (loud sigh)

You show up late for anything and someone has to say "you were supposed to be here such and such time" DUUUUUUUUUUH

You are eating an OBVIOUS food substance, say an apple and nutball asks "is that an apple?" At that time I look up and say no, it's colored sh*t, want some??

You state that you have a runny nose and I'll be damned if someone won't ask where's it running to/from.

May be this one is a repeat but here I go...

You answer the phone sounding like you were knocked the f*** out and some one will always ask, "you weren't sleep were you?" or "did I wake you?"... never fails.

Ro$$hi

02-13-2007, 02:14 PM

Bwhaahhaahahahahahahahahahaha Daniel and Di Bwhaahahahahahahaahahahahah AWSOME STUFF!!!!!! Its Funny cos its True:)

Lady Di

02-13-2007, 08:38 PM

Oh someone else add more. This is funny ish.

Don'tcha hate when you really,really want a certain food, you start cooking any part of it... leave the kitchen and come back a very bad smell as in ya burnt it??

Ever been in your car and it won't start? Ever have a person nearby who heard/saw the whole thing? Few mins later, they come ask... "What's wrong, car won't start?" DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Ever work tell someone you had to work on your day off and have the person say "so you worked all day (insert day of week)?"

In the world of caller ID, ever have a person look at their phone to see who's calling, know the location/number and/or name/person and then have them ask "where you calling from?" or "you calling from (insert location)?"

Ever have a person ring ya door bell, bang on ya door, knock on ya windows and then get in their car/house and leave you a message letting you know they did all of these things and SWEAR you are home after all that ruckus??

Don't ya wish you actually were home so you could knock the bell out of'em, bang on their (insert where), and then knock the ish out of'em??

Ever have someone snatch your food and then ask "you weren't going to eat that were you?" or "you really didn't need/want that now did you?"

Ever shovel snow and someone asks "wow, are you shoveling snow?"

Ever be cleaning a room, and an individual enters asking "are you cleaning in here?" or "did you clean in here yet?" Wet floor scenario - you are juuuuust done mopping the floor and nutcase goes "is the floor still wet??" And to that I say, no slip you azzz right on in there. (duuuuuuuuuuh)

Ever been off work ONE day and the very next day, a co-worker asks "what are you doing here today??"

And two old classics, ever been in a phone booth and someone come up and ask "are you using the phone??"

And finally, you are watching TV and the channel suddenly is changed by someone else... they look over afterwards and ask "you weren't watching that were you??" (just pimp slaps'em)

ibo

02-14-2007, 02:41 AM

man that's funny :P

don'tcha hate when you forgot to make homework and your teacher asking "why did you forgot it?"(i mean why do people forget things??)

Don'tcha hate when you are so hungry at you could eat everthing but don't know what to eat?

i come up with more later cant find anything :S

clipps

02-14-2007, 04:22 PM

When your car is stuck in the snow and some dumbass yells "Move out of the way". My car is stuck, dip****, why don't you come and help?

When I had my hair dyed black, I remember so many people asking "wow, did you dye your hair black?"... No, It's hot pink

Another one with my car stuck. Some douche in an all wheele drive SUV drives up and says "looks like you're stuck" and then they drive away

Hanging out with people and one of them gets up and says "I need to take a sh!t"... Dude, shut the hell up, I don't want to hear that.It'sa simple "I'll be int he bathroom"

When some douche is in your house and they start f*cking with your things. You tell them to stop and they are like "don't worry, I know what I'm doing" and 3 seconds later... SMASH. Nice one dumbass. You have the money for that, right?

On a busy day at work, I'm like "damn, this day is taking forever" and some idiot's like "don't worry,we only have 3 hours left"... Gee thanks for the update, homo.

On myspace, whenever some completely random stranger from the most random places send a message saying "youre hot... add me"... *****, do I even know you?

Lady Di

02-14-2007, 05:55 PM

ibo - yes, yes, yes.

Don't you hate when you go grocery shopping while you're hungry... you buy allll this crap, get it home and then decide you want none of it.

And to laugh more on #4 in Casey's post...

Don't you hate it when your signficant other is on the porcelain throne and calls you in and wants to talk while................?!?!? YUCK!!

... when someone makes that same statement in #4 awhile you are eating!?!?

... when you take a shower with your SO and they decide to pee in THERE???

... when someone farts and starts the "blame game"?? And/or they do it while you're eating??

... when you poot (that's right, ladies don't fart, ok guys) and someone asks "what died inside of you?"

... when your SO is in HIS mood and you aren't? Then he says "I'm always in the mood, I'm a man". Then he gets mad and tries to put you on hold when you are ready.

... when your SO takes the dishes and puts them in the sink when you two almost always use the dishwasher??

... when anyone burps while you are eating?? Far worse when someone burps in your face??

... when you get in bed, get real comfy and just get in that almost out of it state then... the phone or door bell rings?? Or something/someone scares the sh** out of you??

... when you are the cashier in a 20 or less line, some non-reading azzzzzz comes up with 1000 items and tries the sad puppy look saying "your line is empty, can you ring me up?" READ THE SIGN WINCH!!

... when you get carded whereever, you give them your GOV issue and they still want to question your age??? Can you read MF!!

... when someone's kid starts crying, then the kid starts getting louder and louder into temper tantrum state but the parent like totally ignores them??

... when you see a lil kid walking around with a face full of runny nose ish??

...when peeps blast their car music in your complex, stay in the car like 10 or more mins just to bop their head to the loud beat?? and to add to that...

... when MF's are blasting their ish and their speakers are BUSTED???????

I have more but they are too raw for this board. Laytah kiddos!!

clipps

02-15-2007, 01:15 AM

When you are driving the car and you have this idiot in the passenger seat that likes to f*ck around with everything. He's like "dude, I know I can get the bass busting in this car". He turns it up too much and turns the bass on full blast resulting in the speakers blowing after just getting them... B!tch, f*ck outta here.

I'm sure some other guys can relate to this one... When you are single, seams like there's not a single girl that likes you, but when you finally find a girl friend, girls finally start to flirt with you....I'm like "damn, where have you all been when I was single."

The resturant I work is at a resort so there are a bunch of different department(maintenence, housekeeping, etc). Whenever the resturant is slow and I'm standing around because there's nothing to do and everything is done, some asshole from a different department start *****ing about me.

When I am *****ing about my job, there always has to be some dumbass telling me "If you don't like your job, why did you apply for it? And you are getting paid to work here" Shut the f up.

This one is classic. I used to work at a Sonic Burger and I made a mistake some how and one of the crew leaders was like "Casey, I hope you like your job here"...Dumbass, this is a fastfood joint. If you like your job here, you're on crack.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not much of a 50 cent fan, but what annoys me is when people call him a b!tch... Yea, I know, I don't like his music, but that "b!tch" would f*ck you up in a fight.

Kanye West thinking his name should be in the bible. Dude, some of your music is good, but you are not god.

Don't get me wrong. I have respect for every single person serving for our country in the military, but I hate it when they think that they better than everyone and "above the law". Okay, why don't you smoke a bowl infront of a cop. Let's see what happens...since you are "above the law" or something.

Dudes that laugh like annoying little girls... Dude, quit laughing, fag.

Since I've been working at a resturant for agood 6 months, I know what to expect when I'm a guest at a different resturant. I hate it whenever the waitor or waitress comes to our table while whiping their noses or whatever with their bare hands. Un sure, you can take my order but you better not be the one bringing my food out with those snotty hands.

When people overpower themselves with cologn/perfume

When asshole teenagers at malls or whatever just have to try to "dog" you. Dude, you don't know me, you stare at me like that again and I'll f*ck you up.

When ever I haven't called my brother in about a week and he calls saying "dude, I hope you care about me." Um, you live 1200 miles away, I have no cellphone. Just ahouse phone. I have to pay for long distance calls. Quit feeling hurt whenever I don't call.

These rich kids getting expensive cars for their 'sweet 16",yet they still b!tch about not having anything.

When the resturant supervisor at work makes a mess and has me or another busser clean it up because we're bussers.... B!tch, you made your own mess. You clean it up.

At work, I have a "head busser" that I work with. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THE HEAD BUSSER DOESN'T MEAN THE OTHER BUSSERS HAVE TO DO YOUR JOB FOR YOU!!!

I remember one time I had my car stuck in the road because of the ice. My car was stuck IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. I had to go to work, I called to let them know that I'll be late and told them why. They were like "you are not far, just walk"...um, I told you one time already. MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND IT'S NOT MOVING... I'M NOT GUNNA LEAVE UNTILL I KNOW IT'S IN A SAFE AREA.

When a passenger in YOUR car b!tches about the music you're listening to. "I don't want to listen to Chamillionaire"... My car, my music. "Dude, you are a b!tch, I don't want to listen to Chamillionaire"... You wanna get out and walk... "no"... Okay, stfu.

People at work that say they are hard workers when they are not.

Getting b!tched at for not doing something their way. Especially at work

I get a felony for throwing a rock at a car, yet some retard steals a friend's a and crashes it and doesn't even get a slap on the wrist because he has rich parents.

clipps

02-15-2007, 02:30 AM

I work at a resturant and I hate it when I get guests that like to ***** all day about everything."there's too much Ice in this water, I didn't want lemon with my iced tea, etc)

What I really hate at work is when a 5 top orders steaks,prime rib, lobster, etc and they are like "how come that table got turned over twice before we got our food" Hmm, take a good look buddy, those were 2 tops that ordered mexican food and/or sandwitches. YOU GUYS ORDERED STEAKS, PRIME RIB, ETC!!! **** that takes a long time to make.

When my boss *****es at me for **** other people do. "hey casey, that part ofthe resturant wasn't vacuumed"... okay, why don't you called whoever was supposed to vacuum and ***** at them for it.

Lady Di

02-15-2007, 08:53 AM

I can chime in on some restaurant work from yeeeears ago. Didn't stay too long in any fast food places but here we go...

Don't you hate it when you accidentally drop anything in fast food and everyone stops like the place is being robbed??

... when you go to seat your patrons and they take 10 more mins to pick the place THEY want to sit? And then have the nerve to complain about this spot when they leave??

... when people are ready to pay and they leave your hand hanging and place money or CC on the counter?? So ya gets ya change/receipt on the counter as well.

... when people do not leave a tip?

... when you try to be cordial and folks are just nasty for the nastiness of it?

... when peeps leave their snotty tissues on the table??

... when you see someone use a hanky several times a day and then stuff it in their pockets each time?? YUUUCK!!

... when the person cooking your food wipes his forehead, brushes his hair back or even the nose/mouth and continues to cook your food?

Wouldn't you like to be a fly on the wall when you walk out leaving said cooked food after this ish??

Don't you hate it when a smoker comes in from their ciggy, and proceeds to do ANYTHING with your food and has not washed their hands??

... when a person's SO/kids/family shows up to argue with the cook or cashier while you are waiting patiently thru all of this??

... when the person who is cooking your food just stops and walks out of the establishment??

... when your hair stylist/barber is doing your hair while s/he is mad??

... when you go to a public place that is playing just downright awful music??

... when you catch a cab and they pic up 2 more fares and you all pay the same amount for the ride thru town??

... when the cab has no seat belts??? (looks fearful)

... when the next door neighbor's idea of punishing their kid is to leave them outside screaming to the top of their lungs??

... when your neighbor wakes up to blasting music which is 9ish am and goes to bed with it around 10 pm???

... when people come over your house and EXPECT to be fed??

... when people come to your house empty handed and still EXPECT to be fed??

... when someone leaves a drop of milk/juice/butter in the container and puts it back in the same location they got it from??

... when it's some certain someone's time to take the trash out in the winter, they try to bribe you into doing it??

... while no one wants to cook but everyone wants to eat?? And then to top it off, they give you the "you haven't cooked yet" look for the entire day/night??

... when peeps who are starving in your house walk around with their hand(s) on their stomach and looking like a sad puppy AND there is like a freezer and fridge full of food??

(I am getting loads of responses to this from other peeps. Be back with some more of their craziness tomorrow.)

TheBerserker

02-15-2007, 02:14 PM

I'm sure some other guys can relate to this one... When you are single, seams like there's not a single girl that likes you, but when you finally find a girl friend, girls finally start to flirt with you....I'm like "damn, where have you all been when I was single."

this is so DAMN TRUE!!!!

btw....dontcha hate when people say they hate lots of things? (and I include myself in that category)...we shouldn't complain too much, but that's just how life is...NOT PERFECT, but we have to take out the good part of it and try not to complain too much...that's why I ran out of stuff to say ;)

clipps

02-15-2007, 04:55 PM

Yeah, but it's still fun to talk about.

Yeah, with the girls flirting with you when you arealready taken. One thing I notice, it's all the INSANELY HOT GIRLS.

Di - I HATE that when people leave their snotty tissues on the tables. I'm a busser. I have to grab that **** all the time.

Also when the same friend or the same co-worker bum ciggs from me on every damn smoke break.

clipps

02-15-2007, 05:03 PM

Oh yea. Laker fans constantly talking sh!t on me because I'm a Clipper fan.

When Laker fans try to come up with excuses whenever the Clippers beat them or the last 2 seasons when the Clippers finished ahead of them in the standings.

Lady Di

02-15-2007, 06:40 PM

Well I could start a Don'tcha Love/Like It When... thread Daniel. I mean, I am poking fun not really personally mad about a thing.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Casey, just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Ro$$hi

02-15-2007, 07:56 PM

Casey i think you need to start a *****ing thread soo u can get that **** off ur chest cos u seem to hate alot of stuff :p VENT....dont bottle it up :p

clipps

02-15-2007, 09:21 PM

:D Wasn't this thread made fo that. I'm just staying on topic here.

Lady Di

02-16-2007, 05:34 AM

It is what the topic is for Casey. (Ro$$hi - :p)

Don'tcha hate it when people do things for you EXPECTING something in return??

... when people hate ya cat and then try to treat him like he is the worst thing on earth??

... when people are IGNANTLY prejudice for no apparent reason except passed down hatred/lies??

... when people are habitual liars and just can't seem to nor want to stop lying??

... when you see a homeless person and the perosn with you says "MF need to go get a job"??

... when you give a homeless person some fast food you just bought, they have the nerve to turn and ask for $$ too??

ibo

02-16-2007, 08:48 AM

don'tcha hate it when you go over for help someone and then suddenly your brow are sitting on the comp... :S

don'tcha hate it when you can't complete something in a game...(me iam getting so angry that i hit things...like yesterday i hit my sis laptop with the joystick)

don'tcha hate it when you order something and you get the wrong order and then you get no food becuase the man is to stupid ?

don'tcha hate it when people make a deal with you then when it's time to the deal the chanceling it?

don'tcha hate it when when some old people tryin to take your turn in the mall? and then they say "i was here first"... shut the **** up my *** came here before you...

don'tcha hate when people ask did you get a haircut? No i didn't i burn it away...are you blind or something??

...or when people thinks that you got a girlfreind just because your going with the girl alot??

... when people says that the wanna watch a movie with you and then they never come or they come in the middel of the movie...

... when people ask why wasn't you in school yesterday?? it's not because i was sick...

... when some 10 years old kids thinks there something... they don't understand the words "**** OFF MY LIFE I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN YOU UNDERSTAND ?"

clipps

02-16-2007, 01:42 PM

When you are 18 or older and some 13-15 year old likes you and starts hanging off of you and rest their head on your shoulders.... B!TCH, GET OFF ME. I'M 18, YOU'RE 14...UMMMM, I CAN GO TO JAIL. HELLO.

You tell someone you are not interested in them and they constantly call you or some sh!t like that

^^^ kinda the same as above... I'm generally a nice guy... Well. I remember I was being nice to this one girl and she instantly thought that I was hers. Anytime I talked to other girls, she would get mad at me, and when her friends are around, she's like 'step off, he's mine"... B!tch, I just met you yesterday, Were not married.

When friends try to hook you up with someone thats too young. "come on man, she digs you, why don't you ask her out"... um because I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!.... In fact, I remember that same girl's parents tried to get me to go out with their doughter because I'm "such a nice guy and trust worthy". Jesus Christ. I ain't babysitting no one. And I ain't no cradle rober neither.

Yeah, I had these problem with this young girl in HS last year. I was a senior and she was a freshman. We were 4 years apart in age. Well, to be honest, Senior/freshman relationships were common. There were around 6 or 7 couples like that every year... I'm just not in to that. I dont want to go out with immature freshman and end up babysitting them. I had to do something to keep this 14 year old from following me. I finally told her to STEP THE F*CK OFF AND DON'T EVER HANG OUT WITH ME AGAIN!!! I remember that, dudes wanted to kick my *** be cause I was being "mean to young girls".

I live in a hick town and that type of sh!t is obviously allowed and accepted. I dont accept it and I think it's disqusting. I think it's wrong and there are plenty of senior guys and girls (who woulda thunk it) from last year that should be in jail right now for statutory rape.

TheBerserker

02-18-2007, 07:45 PM

Well I could start a Don'tcha Love/Like It When... thread Daniel. I mean, I am poking fun not really personally mad about a thing.

nah, it's ok, I was just expressing myself...you guys can keep postin lol...I laugh a lot reading this ish :p

Lady Di

02-19-2007, 05:50 AM

Daniel - K (giggles)

Casey - what's 3/4 years in age?? She's actually OLDER than you mentale wise, didn't you know? Yes, some girls/women may not act it but if you let scientist tell the story, we are older in more ways than one than our some of our older aged male counterparts.

Back to the topic.... Geez, I mean you are in the same school. When we were kids, you dare not date waaay down. Like if you were in HS, no backing back to JHS and no JHS to Elem. But I was a fresheman who dated a senior and it was all kool then. Sometimes you have to look waaay DEEPER at the person, not JUST the age nor what people say/think. You'll get the hang of it and stop ridin' what other peeps think soon, hopefully. Maybe b/c you are "too nice" you need to loosen up abit. LIVE dude, you got your whole life ahead of you. Could be missing out on the one who could be your best friend. You have NO idea what you are about to meet when you are 20's, 30's and on, you can only read/hear someone else's story. Wait til have your story to tell. Things are so going to change for you, no doubt.

And for the record, I dated a guy (the youngest ever) who was 7 years younger than me when I was in my early 30's. No problems as he was very, very mature and people thought he was older than he was and I was younger than I was a well. I had a 21 y/o TRY to pull up on me like 2 yrs ago. I was like kiddo, you are young enough to be my son. Go on with ya'self. That, I'm not feeling. 32 is too young, no lie. You better come with some SERIOUS ish if you much as blinking over here. Personally, I have a 10 yr up/down limit. I don't want to babysit nodoby nor rob craddles either, hah, even at this age - ya heard!!

Now, back on topic here...

Don't ya hate it when guys with Enfamil/Similac on their breath try to push up on ya and you constantly have to tell them no... even in baby talk??

...when a group of CHILDREN... ok, young guys are in a group and one calls you out, you laugh or ignore them and then they yell obscenities at you??

...when you go back to find out what they've said... they try flossin', mackin' and showin' what they THINK they packin'?? :rolleyes:

....when a guy hands you his number before you even ask for it?!?!?!

.... when guys have their hands in their pockets while they are talkiing to ya?? Whatcha doing... playing pocket pool????

...when you are watching TV and it's your show/movie that your SO can talk and talk and talk BUT... when his show/movie/sports are on, oh no... you have to wait till a commercial or after the program is over????

clipps

02-19-2007, 09:39 AM

Casey - what's 3/4 years in age?? She's actually OLDER than you mentale wise, didn't you know? Yes, some girls/women may not act it but if you let scientist tell the story, we are older in more ways than one than our some of our older aged male counterparts.

Maybe in my mid 20s or 30s, 3/4 years age difference is no big deal, but at 19, a 15 year old is just way too young for me.

Ro$$hi

02-20-2007, 02:34 PM

lol yeah Di i dont think he actually minds the age differnce ......it has more to do with the fact that he will look like a pedafile......!!!!

and i have to agree with clips....no matter how much u say girls are "older in many ways" when they are 15-16 they are like 5 year olds!!! well most of em anyway

TheBerserker

02-20-2007, 03:31 PM

yeah, they don't even know what they want...they just wanna have fun with you, then just throw you away, and then, forget about what happened...they take nothing seriously

Lady Di

02-21-2007, 12:37 PM

Ooooooooooh, ok I guess I get it b/c I would have never dated down them years either when I was THAT age. I would have thought the poor boy was a kindergartner or something. (laughs) When I dae guys who are 7+ yrs younger than me, I always get told I am robbin' the cradle... WUT-EVER.

I did at 19 date a 35++ y/o guy MUCH to my Father's dismay. He was livid and the guy could not even ENTER the cul-de-sac mercy forbid picking me up at the front door. It was hilarious b/c I went to college and he left me b/c he thought I needed to be with guys my own age. He was like 'you're gonna find some younger guy and forget all about me', rahrah... I was in lurve, I was like 'what college guys?, I got me a full blooded Indian on my hands'. HAHAHAHAHAA!!

TheBerserker

02-21-2007, 04:07 PM

cul-de-what?:confused:

Ro$$hi

02-21-2007, 04:15 PM

cul-de-sack.....it is a road/street that is a dead end (one way in one way out) n usually is a circle at the end of it so u can turn around without having to reverse back n fourth as u would if it were square shaped ;) ....im guessing tha sac bit comes from the fact that its similar to the shape of a sack! ...cul -de im guessing is some french word for something :)

clipps

02-21-2007, 04:21 PM

yeah, they don't even know what they want...they just wanna have fun with you, then just throw you away, and then, forget about what happened...they take nothing seriously

Yea. Reminds me of a friend of mine. When wewere seniors in HS, he was going out with some fresh man girl. All the girl liked was the fact that she was dating a senior (oooh, wow)....And my friend actually thought it was true love. Boy didhe get his heart broken:rolleyes:

TheBerserker

02-21-2007, 04:27 PM

Clipps - Yeah, that's what I was trying to mean...sucks big time, doesn't it?

Rosshi - Thanks for the info mate!....I guess you can also say that a cul-de-sac is a round point...

Ro$$hi

02-21-2007, 04:38 PM

yup ......i wonder who the hell came up with that!!! strange as.....
oh i got one ....dontcha hate it when u have to say someones name for the first time and they have a next to impossible name to say!!...then they make u look like an *** when they correct u :( bastards!!!

ibo

02-22-2007, 07:56 AM

heh i hate that too i did it with now on my basketball team...and when we got a new girl in the class i did it with her too...

TheBerserker

02-22-2007, 10:07 AM

dontcha hate it when you wake up with your left leg and then the rest of the day is just horrible to you???

ibo

02-22-2007, 12:15 PM

don'tcha hate it when you sleep with your phone/mp3 and then when you wake up the stick had bind you in ?

Lady Di

02-22-2007, 02:26 PM

Daniel - I would say more like a 'U' than a "round point". It has an opening to exit. And yes, it is a French expression but you'll have to check that Wiki place for more details.

I do not understand yours nor ibo's last posts.

Onwards, dontcha hate it when you wake up with "bed linen face" and it does not go away for hours? It's when the pillow case or sheets and stuff imprint themselves on your skin.

TheBerserker

02-22-2007, 04:08 PM

hah Di, I like your post, I don't hate that...it's funny to me to see those marks in my face and arms hehe

and what I tried to mean, when you say "wake up with the left leg" is like you're gonna have a bad day, and it really happens right from the start of it...haven't that happened to you?

and thanks for that cul-de-sac thing :)

Ro$$hi

02-22-2007, 04:50 PM

Daniel if i went by that theory every day of mine woudl be **** from the word go :p ....cos i hate waking up!!!! and when i do wake up all i can think is This is gonna be a **** day :p.....but usually it gets better :p

Dont cha hate when u sleep on ur arm....n u wake up and its completly dead and u cant feel it at all .....and if ur half alseep still u start to panic cos u dont know wats going on!!

clipps

02-22-2007, 06:52 PM

Okay. I had a good break from this thread. Time for some more fun.

This is mainly for myspace users. Don't you hate it when your messages are full of spam. And also when bots/random strangers want to add you on their friends page.

Ro$$hi

02-22-2007, 06:55 PM

lol clipps man this is liek the only thread u post in :p u must be one angry kid :p

clipps

02-23-2007, 03:20 PM

I post in other ones.

How about you guys in your teenage years. Ever woke up with "morning wood" and your mom just has to snatch your covers away to get you up for school. Now that sucks. lol

Lady Di

02-23-2007, 03:32 PM

I am entering and exiting on Casey's post b/c that ish is f'ing HAlarious. Damn dude, you are funny. Oh did you read that thing about Xzibit not tipping enough up THERE? If not, since you work (or have) in restaurants, can you give some thought to it? Not asking for change but wanted to see the thoughts of someone who actually knows that job.

Lady Di

02-25-2007, 03:43 AM

Casey, I moved that tip response under that thread (http://www.xzibitcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1448) to keep it on topic in here. ;)

TheBerserker

03-01-2007, 12:53 PM

morning wood? sorry, I dunno what that is :p

Ro$$hi

03-01-2007, 02:40 PM

an erection when u wake up...

some call it morning glory....

ibo

03-02-2007, 08:22 AM

or when you set your phone/alarm to wake you up and when you wake up you turn it off and sleep again ...

Lady Di

03-02-2007, 09:58 AM

I am so glad I am a female and do not have the hell of experiencing "morning glory/wood". (wipes forehead and thanks GOD for that one)

ibo - yeesssssssssssssssssssss, that just hapopned to me a few nights ago. And to follow on that....

Don'tcha hate it when you over sleep and wake up rushing your tail off to get where you are SUPPOSED to be in like 10 mins and it is 20 mins away?

... you wake up from over sleeping and forget where the heck you are and/or what day/time it is??

... someone is supposed to wake yu up and they come real close to your ear and yell as loud as they can just to scare the sh*ts outta you?

... your cat licks your face when you are sleep?

... your cat makes your bath water his drinking water?

... your cat tries to eat YOUR food and his too?

... your cat tries to run out the front door the second you open it like he is an escaping convict?

... your friends call and ask about your pet and not you?? And they give your pewt gifts and not you?? And they come to your house, play with your pet and forget you are there (and talk badly about you to your pet)??

Ok, me done for now.... next....

TheBerserker

03-03-2007, 08:18 PM

dontcha hate it when Di talks about what she had in her Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast and then rubs it into your face when it's midnight in your country and your postin' in the forums cuz you don't have anything to do at that time and you can't go to the kitchen because everybody in your house is asleep and you'll wake them up??????

WELL, I DO!!!!

(you know Di...I'm kidding :))

Lady Di

03-03-2007, 11:26 PM

(looks shocked, then laughs and rolls back to Junk Food topic to carry on - heeeeheeeeeeeeeeeee)

Dontcha hate it when you can't type fast enough? :p

oondanasai

03-04-2007, 02:12 AM

... your friends call and ask about your pet and not you?? And they give your pewt gifts and not you?? And they come to your house, play with your pet and forget you are there (and talk badly about you to your pet)??

who the hell doz that (especially the bit in the brackets)

ibo

03-04-2007, 07:03 AM

don'tcha hate when you wake you in the middle of the night and cant sleep again... and the weather gives you choks because it's so bad that you cant even walk on the street...

don'tcha hate it when you can't sleep and your staying up all the night.... and the next day you have school...

don'tcha hate it when someone add your msn and ask who are you??

or like they say i am chris(exp) who are you? i mean who the **** is chris ?

don'tcha hate it when you are watching a movie with some of your freinds and then they fall asleep and later they say the movie was bad? i mean man you were SLEEPING you didn't saw anything....

or when they fall asleep and wake up when the movie are done and says "come on start the movie" uhmm... the movie are done...

Lady Di

03-04-2007, 02:03 PM

Oondanasai - my so called peeps.

ibo - on the last ew - YEP.

Dontcha hate it when you are watching with your SO and they need/want to take a puase JUST when a good part is coming on??

... when you close your curtains on the lower lever and people who come to your door try to look thru ya windows anyhow??

... when you have company and they always looking out the window between the crack in the curtain (or pull the curtain back) like a ex or escaped crimminal??

... when you're running late and see ya have a flat tire?

... when you're running late and the car won't start?

... when a bill collector call you and ask you when you gonna make ya late payment? DUH, it's late b/c I can't friggin' pay it NOW!!

... when a bill collector call ya and you already made a payment but their systems don't reflect it?? HARASSMENT :mad:

... when someone comes to your place to repair something, they twll you they are there to repair said broken item and they ask you what's wrong?? DUH, the sh*t is not working EEEDIAT!!

... when a service tech comes and sees free-standing water in your dishwasher or clothes washer and informs you that you have free-standing water in there and proceeds to say "that's not good". DUUUUUUUUUUUH!!

... when someone pukes and they want you to come have a look?

... when someone is on full blast with their music in their car or house and they kindly ask you if it is too loud??

...when someone's funky and/or nasty body (especially FEMALES) or bad breathe odor stays around longer than the person when they were near you? IIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!!

... when a female walks and powder is dropping from the bottom of her clothes esp. something short?

... when a female has on shorts/skirts so short you can see ish you SHOULDN'T??

... when a female refuses to buy bras BIG enough to cover the ENTIRE BOOB???

... when you see a female in clothes that fits another female 4 or more sizes smaller than the one actually wearing them???

... when you see a female who can't button/zippen her jeans/pants so she throws a belt an a really long loose shirt to cover it up JUST to get in the jeans/pants??

... when see males who have a pot belly push the belt/pants/sweats down under the hanging stuff??

... when you see guys who refuse to SIZE up on them button down shirts when the buttons are popping open??

... when people who have miserable lives try their damndest to make yours miserable too?

... when you know someone who smooches DAILY off people talk about other people like a DOG??

... when your are arguing with a CHICK and she tries to out yell you??

... when people who THINK because they have more time than you on a job that they know more than you and then you find out they don't know jack sh*t at all?

... when your boss appears as this hard azz and you later find out s/he is the jerk of the century?

... when you play the numbers and your number was one number off?

... when you forget to play your number that day and it comes out??

clipps

03-04-2007, 03:00 PM

When it's 2 in the morning and you finally fell asleep, and some annoying person calls asking if you have any weed. And they spend more than 5 minutes talking about how much they need some weed 2 in the freakin morning. Then they finally hang up, and you can't sleep for sh*t again

For people that go to work early like 6:30 in the morning:

I finally got a day off so i get to sleep in.

A dumbass co-worker forgets what day it was and thought I was supposedto come in at 6:30

They call me at around 7 in the morning yelling at me about how late I am.

Me: Hey dumbass, today's my day off

Co-worker: No it isn't. Today is Saturday, you're late as hell, you need to wake your *** up and come to work.

Me: Ummm, look at the schedule, today is Sunday.

Co-worker: Oh. Mybad dude, you can go back to sleep.

Me: *click*....zzzzzzzzz...

Oh well, atleast I had the fun making him look like a dumbass.

Also when people don't respect the rules of my house. I remember telling someone that there is no smoking in the house. I went to the bathroom, and when I walked back into the living room, the dumbass is puffing on a cigarette. I tell him to either go outside or put the ciggarette out. He's like "dude, your rules suck"... Alright, you can get off my property.

When I finally get some alone time at my house with a significant other, and some dumbass friends barge in wanting to party... "Let's party dog"... Dude, can't you see I'm busy?... get out. "but we got booze, bud, etc." I don't care, get out. And that significant other it like "ummm, yea. I gotta get home, see ya later hun." Damnit. I was gunna get some *** that night but my friends ruined it.

oondanasai

03-04-2007, 10:13 PM

... when people who have miserable lives try their damndest to make yours miserable too?

but making others like worse is fun XD

Lady Di

03-05-2007, 10:47 AM

Oondanasai - bad you. That's not nice.

Ok, more on-topic...

Dontcha hate it that no one has created a cure for "morning breathe"?

... when you're mad at you SO or vice versa and one of you is in need of some serious affection?

... when you go to your closet to get dressed and can't find anything to where? And you have a second closet and there's nothing there either??

... when dress out of your clothes basket of washed and dried clothes?

... when you hate the clothes basket so much that you dump the clothes on the bed and start sleeping with these nice washed clothes??

... when you are too lazy to be lazy?

... when you go to the gas station and realize that your car is on the wrong side of the fuel pump?

... when the new car smell goes away in your new car?

... when you get a new car and some WINCH with her market basket scrapes your car?

... when people who have cell phones proceed to find the perfect ringer by going thru each and every tune on their phone for all to hear??

... when people who can't sing won't shut the f*ck up??

... when ghetto wanna boys try sooooooooo hard?

... when you see more undershorts than you do jeans??

... when you see guys wearing pants 2,3,4, times larger than themselves holding the pants up and/or trying to dance and/or walk down/up steps and/or run with these HUGE pants?? Don't you just wish they'd fall the hell on their face so you can laughn your azz off?

... when whomever made 3X and larger sized clothes didn't tell the 1X'ers and smaller "these are NOT FOR YOU"???

And lastly for today... Dontcha hate it that whomever agrees that a sneaker should cost more than $80 does not have have the person(s) earning proceeds from said shoe there to make EACH and EVERY single pair??

clipps

03-05-2007, 11:28 PM

LOL @ parking the car the wrong way of the feul pump. I actually forgot to take the gas nossil out of the car and I drove off. Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.

clipps

03-06-2007, 01:46 AM

This one never fails.

When a girl you like actually digs you. But you can't go out with her because she already has a man. This girl digs me and I really like her a lot, but she's taken. She knows that I'm better, but she's still with her man.

ibo

03-06-2007, 05:19 AM

kill her man and don't tell her and then you can go out with her :P (just kidding)

or when you are so tried because you were out all the and when you come home you wanna sleep but you have basketball training... hate that.. :(

or when you only get sick at the weekendes... i hate that why can i never get sick in a school day ? why always holidays and weekendes....

or like when you are sitting on your computer and your sis/brow wants to hear music and then music is so load that you can feel the bass alot... -.-

clipps

03-06-2007, 09:28 AM

Last year, I hated it it when we were completely done with basketball practice full of nothing but running and drills. I'm tired out. And right when practice is over, some dumbass teamate has to give the coach a smart *** remark and because of that, the coach makes the whole team do suicides. When practice is over, you better get out of here fast, because I'm gunna kick your ***.

Lady Di

03-06-2007, 11:37 AM

What are "suicides" Casey?

ibo, you are funny about that when you get sick stuff. I am an adult and feel the EXACT same way. :p

I have exzema and I hate it when people try to hug/touch me that don't know me. I am like "eeeewwwww, get away from me".

Don't you hate it when you have a food event and you see someone who does not wash their hands go touch the very food you have to eat?

... there's a sample (food) table and you see a person who loads up like it's 5 course meal?

... when lock your keys in the house and the pet is at the door begging you to open it? No (insert pet name), YOU OPEN THE DOOR!!

... when you lock your keys in the house and the pet is at the wndow looking at you like you are so dumb or worse, they lay down and sigh/yawn at you?

... when you've just polished some glass doors/windows and you come back to find pet prints or HUMAN prints??? Arrrrggggghhhhhhhhh.....

... when you get pulled over by a cop and forgot you left your wallet with DL in it at home?

... when someone steals your license plate with the year tag on it and you get pulled over by a cop?

... when you DL gets erased because it went thru the airport or market scanner?

... when park in a no parking zone with ya sick pet in the front seat and a cop tells you he waited extra mins to see if you would come back WHILE writing your fine?

... when you cut your lawn and get all your trimmings up and your neighbor mows his/hers and leaves their mess on your clean yard?

.... when you rake the leaves in a pile and come back to find them blown away or worse, kids playing in them?

... when you mow the lawn and run out of gas as you are near finish?

... when you trima tree and there's a huge bees nest on the limb you just cut but didn't see?

... when your attic is full of hornets or other living creatures??

... when birds get in your storm drains or leaf catchers on your roof or in your fixtures around your windows??

... when field mice run around in your attic??

... when field mice decide to visit other and LOWER parts of the house??

clipps

03-06-2007, 07:12 PM

suicides are sprints. You are at the endline of a basketball court. You sprint to the freethrow line and back, then sprint to the half court line and back, then sprint tothe other freethrow line and back, and then to the other side to the court and back, and all of that counts as one suicide. We had to do 10 of them because some dumbass didn't know how to keep his mouth shut.

Lady Di

03-08-2007, 11:43 AM

Sounds very painful Casey. Thanks for the breakdown.

Ok, here's some that were given to me... ABOUT me... (EEEEEK)

Don'tcha hate it when nickpickers (LIKE DI) gets pissed b/c you don't scrape the container empty and leave a drop of say mayo, ketchup or whatever in the container?

... you get chewed out b/c didn't rinse the laundry detergent bottle out in the washer to get all the detergent OUT???

... you are taller than (DI) and you leave the car seat in your setting and you get cussed?

... when you drop your clothes/shoes anywhere else other than the designated area(s) and you get fussed out?

... when get slammed as guy for not helping with housework?

... when you wanna paly your music real loud and can't b/c someone is sleeping and/or an adult is home?

.... when you are chillin' on your day off and your SO finds SOME THING for you to do??

... when you know someone is mad at you and then you ask them what's wrong and they "nuthin"?

ibo

03-08-2007, 12:59 PM

when you listening to music at the night and your brow/sis wanna sleep and then they say turn off the music...

TheBerserker

03-08-2007, 05:15 PM

when some 13 y/o girls add you to their msn and they start talking to you and they don't even stop and they're soooo immature and talk crap to you everytime you log in

Ro$$hi

03-08-2007, 07:01 PM

See Daniel...its times like those where u start having fun and ****ing em around ....on the one hand it teaches em to grow up and it also gives u entertainment when you are bored!!!

But then again thats just what i do....cos i like toying with ppl :) might not be ur style but u should definatly try it out one time ;)

Lady Di

03-09-2007, 12:50 PM

Why I do not use them IM's. They are just friggin' unnerving.

Dontcha hate it when you forget to put ya deodorant on and you get out and realize it?? (GASP)

... when you use a white solid deodorant, you put on a dark shirt and get it on it somewhere??

... ya puttin' on panty hose and accidentally rip them?

... ya put your clothes on wrong side out or worse, backwards AND leave the house like that?

... ya have so many pair of sneakers, ya put on miss match shoes??

... ya start preparin' for an event an hour before you have to deal with it and ya end up rushin'??

... ya over draw your bank account and get them hateful bank fees??

... when ya go to the cheapest but furtherest gas station only to find out the fuel you need is out??

... ya hae to go to MVA/DMV and you stay like a WEEK because you have to practically visit each and every line??

... ya go to them banks that use telephones to talk to the tellers, ya look at the phone and it looks just nasty??

... ya have to sign what seems like 900 pages to get a home (mortgage) started?

... when a company can take your $$ in miliseconds but take months to refund you??